So after getting my dose of bagpipes for the evening, I was playing on Kim's computer and discovered there is exactly one page in Google's index containing the phrase ""holy cock pants, batman!"
Aside from the obvious awesomeness of the phrase, I was rather surprised to find a relatively short phrase with exactly one instance in Google's index on my first try.
Unfortunately, by telling the story of my triumph I'm also ensuring no one else can ever experience the same triumph. Â It's sort of sad.
And you were searching for that phrase because…..?